Jason Trumpio (Trumps)

trmps-wrk: I bet jimmy wears naugahyde liesure suits

trumps slaps rl with a tube of KY and points to jikbo and says "go getim"

trumps: the person who holds the pink 3 foot rubber dildo of speech gets to talk... /me hands the rubber dildo over to jimmy and says "your turn big boy"

trumps: brb, fuck this, I'm gunna eat and jerkoff and hope something cool is happening when I get back

trumps: the sound of 10-15 naked chicks rolling around on my living room rug sounds awesome

trumps: my sister would be happy to take your big, juicy, manly meat, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR OWN ASS!

trumps: I have killer rotton egg sulfurous gas farts

twumps: Ian already told me he's gunna get some US chicks pregnant so he can get his green card =)

twumps: nosehairs are like mini-parachutes for boogers

trumps: wussup you pickle sniffing pontificators?

trumps: excessive motorsports can lick the cheese off my dick after I fuck MMM in the ass

twumps: brb, I have to take a shit of biblical proportions

trumps: because every time I have sex with Mike Miller's Mom, I get fatter thru osmosis

trmpsCODE: I just got done having sex with my t-56 for the 3rd time today

trumps: OMC is the music I'd expect to hear walking in on 10 fags jizzing on each other. That music is gayer than a bag of dicks

trumps: I'm gunna stick a tampon in my nose

trumpsWRK: I love walking by the desks of people that piss me off and unleasing a toxic silent fart from the deepest depths of my bowels

<twumps> hahaha modems are the small penises of the internet

<twmpsWRK> well my job sucks royal canadian mooseballs

<trumps>if I could grow a vagina, I'd play with myself all day long

<trumps> last night I squeezed mine so hard, the fuckin thing turned off

<trumps> I gotta make sure I can get my bung welded

<trumps> I'm doing it by hand, fuck the bitches

<twumps> gay guys like phil want to explore the chocolate underwater cave with the pink submarine

<twumps> midget tossing = codewords for jerkin the girken with phil

<trumps> I'm not buying a $500 tool to install a $200 balancer on a $5 car

<trumps> I'm going to just set my fucking car on fire  <trumps> I wouldn't even piss on it to put the fire out

<trumps> my balls lust for the sweet sweat that only your chin can provide

 Luke & James Gutek (umm, life partners :))

(gtluke & eighty6gt)

(seriously, its Luke Kelly and James Gutek, they aren't married just yet)

eighty6gt: I once made a loin cloth out of an old couch I found...

eighty6gt: Well let me tell you someting mother fucker, i am so fucking hard that i would suck a fart out of your mothers asshole and then gladly burp it back up in her face

eighty6gt: skye's gravity defying fun bags

eighty6gt: man my ass cheeks are so smooth

eighty6gt: skye said she could see guys penises through their jeans and measure them to the nearest 1/2 inch

eighty6gt: laura wont show her first two nipples much less the third

eighty6gt :The five words that describe me best are: Fat Gay Nerd Queer Sausage Eater

eighty6gt: i want ians sweating hanging man tits

eighty6gt: dont need a fuckin streetmap, i don't use the streets at all

eighty6gt: i'd hate to get a leech on my nuts

eighty6gt: i'll suck your asshole allright

eighty6gt: why can't i just be a farmer and dog fuck all day

eighty6gt: big huge penis shaped water baloon lands right on bob cosby's head

eighty6gt: actually i have to go see a doctor about my anus

<eighty6gt> Luke went down on me like a bitch!

<eighty6gt> every girl has masturbated at least once, whether they admit it or not

<eighty6gt> brent you're too old to use the word 'jizz'

<eighty6gt> just fix the clutch with fuckin baler wire

<eighty6gt> jail time will soften up your anus

<eighty6gt> All I'm saying is that there's only two professions in this world that involve sliding down a pole, and my $20 says she ain't a fireman

<eighty6gt> http://www.blusmbl.com fencepost to the groin time!

<eighty6gt> man i gotta urinate.

<eighty6gt> i am too much ass pie. i gotta wash all this brown shit off my kb

<eighty6gt> i wish today was sunday so i could get a blowjob for 29 cent

<eighty6gt> ever taken a syringe and injected mineral oil into your dink?

<eighty6gt> all in favor of cloning skye's for the rest of us say "aye"

<eighty6gt> i'm bringing a portable shower, tie a wet sponge to my dick

<eighty6gt> my specialty are burnouts that can be measured with an odometer.

<eighty6gt> my goal is to put 400 rwhp thru c00p3rs on 10 holes

<eighty6gt> too bad i'm dl'ing this vid of some chick in her underwear pulling out a road sign.

<eighty6gt> girls that think like guys turn out to be porno stars.

<eighty6gt> i took a pic of myself wearing nothing but an envelope, but i never posted it

<eighty6gt> I want to paint the Fairmount pink, let my wrist hang limp all the time, and watch Christopher Lowel instead of attending corral day.

<eighty6gt> DISCLAIMER: ~50% OF THE QUOTES APPEARING ON THAT INFAMOUS PAGE WERE UTTERED BY IMPOSTORS.

<eighty6gt> as soon as I get my six pack out from under these bags of groceries i'll post pics of me wearing a tube sock lounging on my mustang

'<eighty6gt> hey rob, remember back before you were married and you used to bang 18 y/o chicks from school <RobKong> only thing i did all day'

<eighty6gt> i might shit in an old margarine container <eighty6gt> sometimes you gotta watch it
< eighty6gt> the log might tip over and break off over the edge

gtluke: fucking puberty won't go away

gtluke: i can make my self fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gtluke: you guys ever play the "penis game" in school?

<gtluke> sometimes i just look down and the cock is 3 hours behind exactly

<gtluke> i think i fucked my tracklock

<gtluke> i cut my hand today wanking off on some jerkoff's licence plate frame

<gtluke> jon my rear is FUCKED

<gtluke> skye drives like she is letting someone in the back seat

* gtluke butt fuckes tremec for the 9th time today

<gtluke> my friend had a retard suck his dick once on a basketball court

<gtluke> jik go take pics of yourself changing the oil on your faimont so i can get my sister to jack off to it

<eighty6gt> dremel = pos  <eighty6gt> 11 amp electric die grinder = love

<eighty6gt> I like to chat nonchalantly while almost out of control

Ian McNiven (Blk88GT)

Blk88GT`: aliens are gonna come here and steal my celery machine!

Blk88GT`: I'll prolly just end up jizzin on her and leaving but ya never know

Blk88GT`: only if you lube him up and lick his o ring

Blk88GT`: it's gonna be faster than explosive diarhea!

Blk88GT: you know I'm famous for doing alot with very little

Blk88GT: we can fit 500 kilos of cocaine in the cowl

Blk88GT: I didn't drive 1300 miles to have someone's nuts on my face

Blk88GT: hot waxing the wang

Blk88GT: DAMNIT! IT SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE BANGIN YOUR GF AND HER MOM WALKS IN! $!@#*)$)*@#$*)$@

<Blk88GT> It drives me nuts when people call me Blk88

<Blk88GT> kick her in the box

<Blk88GT> why were you fagot shifting?

<Blk88GT> "Turn your knob to bob"

<Blk88gt> i have 6"'s of clearance between my motor and hood for no reason

<Blk88GT``> My car looks faster parked =(

<Blk88GT`> I guess it just goes to show. Mustangs are like tampons, every pussy's got to have one.

<Blk88GT> remember, that pot belly piloted a stock motored coupe with full interior, lowering springs, and 3.73s to a quicker ET than your stripped down POS

<Blk88GT> and she can do illegal forced abortions for my gfs if I need em

<Blk88GT> bring that limp penis hood scooped pos of yours down for a beating

<Blk88GT``> they all started off as farts and i shit my pants today @ home

<Blk88GT``> I just had a run in with a crazy towel

<Blk88GT> I don't care if they're filled with sperm, as long as they taste good

<ragtopjr> have you had a doctor stick his finger in your bum yet? <Blk88GT> not yet, but i'm excited!'

<Blk88GT> "20yr old SWM seeks non BS girl to have a good time, drive fast and drink beer. No headcases need apply"

<Blk88GT> I can't wait to rewire my windshield washer pump to spray visine in my eyes

<Blk88GT`> I'll go wheels up into his race trailer and we'll see what he says about that!

<Blk408Glide> I woke up @ 4am in my armchair, pants down with my dick in my hand

Ed Donais Jr. (ragtopjr)

ragtopjr: I should be pet psycholigist(lookit the wonderful work i have done with jimmy

<ragtopjr> I cant imagine jimmy pissing anyone off

<ragtopjr> have you had a doctor stick his finger in your bum yet? <Blk88GT> not yet, but i'm excited!'

<ragtopjr> this pent up sexual frustration is pressing on my brain

 ragtopjr walks into ER with penis in his hand saying I choked my little buddy and his head popped off::(

<ragtopjrz_laptop> I am officially a retard

<ragtopjr> kind of like treading water with my arms tied to my nuts

<ragtopjrz_laptop> trumps pulled it, tried to pull the thing right off i heard

<ragtopjrz_laptop> just got off the fone with JIKBO! and he wants you all to know that he is going to take a shit, and then Jerk off!!!

<ragtopjr> Dave trying to fuck your bosses 16 year old daughter is not "Office Politics" its just dangerous....especially when he has automatic weapons

<ragtopjr> dave has your cock fallen off yet?

<ragtopjr> she has a deep seated love for canadian pee masters

Mat Peirce (MAT88GT, matzilla)

MAT88GT: nope...i'm stuck with a fucking 170k mile pos ranger with more rust than a ghetto niggers bathroom pipes

MAT88GT: jimmy preferes the triax cause of the penis like shape

MAT88GT: ya know. i want a bigger penis

<matzilla> its not good to be hungover and have balls flying at your face

MAT88GT: i hope i see bob cosby in the campground so i can toss a beer in his direction, and toss tin cans of beans in his fire at night....then i'm gonna fuck the shit

<matzilla> its for the hillbilly my ass end is jacked up so ph33r me

mat: i fucked my intake

<mat> solo by ian "please don't teabag me" mcneiven

<matzilla> wrench your rod eli?

<matzilla> that was nasty....the bread was stank like her snatch

Jon Allen (RI85GT)

RI85GT: Fat Chicks are like mopeds.......FUN to ride.....till your friends SEE you

<RI85GT>I love a nice fury beaver in the morning

<RI85GT> I am STILL polishing my DEMON

<RI85GT> I dated a girl once who needed some tunahelper

<RI85GT> note on truck: "smack in the basemant"

<RI85GT> who the hell are you?

<RI85GT> One of my nuts hangs lower than the other

<RI85GT> my stroke is so short..I have to rev it

<RI99F350> 5 minutes till she breaks down and hops on someone elses dick

<RI85GT> you need a release jimmy <eighty6gt> for what jon? <RI85GT> so you can stop being an ass

<RI85GT> I am not gonna goto the track to take pics of lil girlz asses

<RI85GT> damn....my shit is slow

<RI85GT> I just had a brown baby boy'

<RI85GT> I was in the shower......so I got my Crack all Soapy .......then I squeezed my cheeks together and FARTED....BLEW A HUGE BUBBLE!!!!!

<@RI85GT> Rage was watchin that post harder than his first pubic hair tho.......till he pissed out of it

<RI85GT> 7k shit points

<RI85GT> Sorry....I had to go build a LOG cabin

<RI85GT> My farts Smell sOOOOOO bad    <RI85GT> I am gonna be sick

<RI85GT> gonnna play with my rear today

<RI85GT> the only thing I leave at chicks houses are stains

Dave Lacerda (Dave88LX)

Dave88LX: Is running my car at redline in 2nd gear for 40 miles bad for it? :D

<Dave88LX> I've had a tube up my tailpipe before..

<aDave88LX> you guys wouldnt lay pipe in her? (bella)

<Dave88LX> fucking environment!

<Dave88LX> No matter how many flushes it takes, the point is you're dumping shit out of hte toilet, who cares hwo much water it uses

<Dave88LX> yeah right....he's flexing a big rubber dildo against his prostate :D

<Dave88LX> Oh, didi I tell ya I got my nut off?

<DaveScrubbinNutz> brb, gotta towel my asscrack out

<Dave88LX> I want to toss my bumpstick in her cylinder bore

<Dave88LX> She's going to be using my Love Nectar as Oil of Olay

<Dave88LX> i don't know shit

<Dave88LX> I'll try to be more heterosexual in the future

<Dave88LX> Man I haven't listened to Toto in a while. This shit rocks!

<Dave88LX> spittin' is easier than swallowin'

<DaveWantsToDIE> and my breath smells like the sweat on your balls

<Dave88LX> man my ass stinks<Dave88LX> sometimes I think the corn in a piece of shit makes more sense than you

<Dave88LX> KY JElly has a warming one now <Dave88LX> I gotta admit I kinda like the cold shock feeling though

<Dave88LX> Get a fabulous 9" in my rear.

Bob Cosby (BLKCLOUD)

BLKCLOUD: nah...I just take massive quatities of shrooms...and loose my mind....and have to have friends figour out how to save me

BLKCLOUD: 'Hey Baby...I own a STROKED LS1'

BLKCLOUD: Ian....other than the fact that you're a little pip-squeek...I'm also not worried cause you said you'd be at Cyberbrawl too. :D

BLKCLOUD: An arm-biter is...when you wake up in the morning, and the girl that is laying on your arm is so ugly, that you'll chew your arm off vice waking her up by moving it

BLKCLOUD: CIhara is my daddy and punishes me accordingly

<BLKCLOUD> Jimmy.... I know I'm stating the blatantly obvious......but you just aren't right

<BLKCLOUD> 10 lashes with a wet noodle <RobKong> smack my ass big boy

<BLKCLOUD> GFY.

<BLKCLOUD> No. I did some BAD things as a teenager. Would rather not post em. :)

<Stephen> whats a good movie to rent?  <BLKCLOUD> True Lies
 

Christopher Ihara (ASRacer)

* ASRacer thinks penis pump might be a cool way to do a reverse brake bleed.

<ASRacer> "#thecorral - Learning King's English by observing bad examples"

<ASRacer> Playing with myself...

<ASRacer> I don't have time to learn. Everything I have to do I need RFN.

<ASRacer> Plus there's nothing like saying, "I love my Fat Knob."

Dan Shade (Shade`)

Shade`: who wants to bet that ian really gets raped at the corral day?

Shade`: I'm declaring myself a genious -- stu11926: Note the spelling of "genius"

<Shade`> i always figured a chick that would fuck a dog, would fuck me too

<Shade`> I like to masturbate, especially for an audience. Only I don't like when they ask for binoculars to see my penis :(

<Shade`> I'm too lazy to go poop, and I always regret it afterwards

<Shade`> adding a nipple might not be a bad idea, either

<Shade`> i think I busted the worst fart in human existance a while ago

<Shade`> I got my rear end issues taken care of

<Shade`> man, I'm still thinking about a 9"

<Shade`> if I were female, I wouldn't ahve to sit online waiting for somebody to come onto me, instead, i'd be flipping my clit and playing with tits

<Shade`> man, porn without the cumshot is like a good meal without a shit afterwards

<Shade'>pick up the butt plug and run out the door, then bring it to me

<Shade`> anybody have an adult check ID?

<Shade`> we'll show you whose a fag, when i'm nailing the 94lb ballarina

<Shade`> starting tomorrow, I'm going to kick the first person I see in the nuts

<Shade`> I can't find my tape, and my underwear has a hole in it

<Shade`> but when I take a shit, it ends up like 3x heavier than it should be

<Shade`> i'm still a stupid fucker

<Shade`> i don't like snatch

Shade`: it's official, jon's gay, he's owned a VW, and a bug at that

<Shade`> nick might be a democrat, but I like him anyways, lol

<Shade`> that's when you move to the back door

<Shade`> I'll bet she'd squirm like crazy with icy-hot in her bum

<Shade`> man, i hate it when my legs fall asleep while taking a dump

<Shade`> i like to smell old cigarrette butts too

<Shade`> yeah, i could do better, but on my 25 dumps/day schedule, 2lbs is impressive

<Shade`> i gotta save up... gonna add some spunk to a chicks eye pretty soon

<Shade> eh, my rear end is still making funny sounds

Rob Lasota (rl)

rl202rwhp: awww my pussy hurts

rl: you ever have a day when you would rather have a giant vagina eat you whole then have to get in your car

rl: i think my bo smells good

rl: why when i have to piss, dont i piss, i just sit here untill i have to piss REALLY bad, then run upstairs

rl-: I'm goina go port my ass with this dildo for a while, bbl

<allan5oh> man RL has the fucking *BEST* french dressing     <rl> that wasnt dressing

<rl-> dude, i didnt have a CHANCE to blow it

<rl-> i pray I'll get it in the rear end

<rl-> skye, you and mike need to scrap

<rl-> I'm a skinny punk and Jimmy is going to throw me into a trash bin at corral day!!

<rl-> you dont want some guys cum on your forehead!

<rl-> JESUS CHRIST my dog has got my NUTS

<rl-> when my mother gets home i need to ask her for a beer

<rl-> my ex did a fucking number on my ass

<rl-> tell the cunt to shut her hole before you drive to her house and fuckstart her head

<rl-> ohh yeah, dan, i packed one of the halfshaft plugs with some of my dogs shit

<rl-> ill watch a movie in ians cowl waiting for the cops to go away

<rl> the only reason I have hair on my chest is cuz it came off of Trump's nuts

<rl> i want to teabag zarr

<rl-> that's nothing, i can do a bowling ball...

<rlwrk> i am having a heavy flow day

<rl> I'm sorry, but blowing a load on a dude is full of homosexualy tendencies

<rlwrk> i always thought it would be interesting to nut in the girl, and then take a piss in her, and see if she would notice sometimes I wonder...

<rl> i keep pulling these massive chunks of skin off my face

<rl> i need to find a 5" cock with shift light

<rl> from my expirience, pre 10 year old chicks suck at relationships

<rlw3rk2> and this grease is slung all over my nuts

<rl> I'm ugly, think i should get calf implants?

<rlw3rk2> dave, I poped out of my mothers vagina with a broken craftsman 3/8" ratchet

Kevin Bauer (Dedpedal)

Dedpedal: is it wrong to stop kissing a girl if she refuses to take her chew out?

dedpedal: is it wrong to NOT wear underware on a first date?

Dedpedal: i wish skye was my sister, that way id be sexualy attracted to her

Dedpedal: if i put butter on my nads and let the cat lick it, its not really cheating is it?

Dedpedal: only in Ky is duct tape a legal sex toy

<Dedpedal> after she left me, i put a tampon on the TV to remind me that the BITCH took the VCR

<Dedpedal> as a joke, i used to hang tampons soaked with hot sauce from peoples mirrors

<Dedpedal> my weiners burning

<Dedpedal> ***NEWSFLASH*** feeding chia pets beer will stunt their growth

<Dedpedal> whip out some jizz on it ian

<Dedpedal> jeff, I can take 8-10  dicks tonite! Common over!

<Dedpedal> mabbe im oldfashioned but double anal penetration aint my cup of tea

<Dedpedal> i need a beer?

<Dedpedal> my pecker is so hard i could cut diamonds

<Dedpedal> gerbils are cute pets, but not to used as an ass stopper

<Dedplumr> uve NEVER gone to bed with an ugly woman, but i have woke up with a few

<Dedpedal> can I teach this kid how to butfuck your dog rob?

<Dedpedal> i found a colony of crabs in my shorts. did I ask for a bozo button?

<Dedpedal> i have 3 testicles, and all you have to do is look at jeff to see the freakish things radiation does

<Dedpedal> waffles look like a fat womans thighs

<Dedpedal> <snip> Im still freaked out that chicken fingers are not really fingers.

<Dedpedal> yea, i used to fuck buffalo, and youre ugly 'nuff to be the output of one lol

<Dedpedal> garden hose, vaseline and barbed wire <Dedpedal> oh yea, and your asshole

<Dedpedal> i wish i could play with Dolly Partins tits, but I dont see THAT happening either

<Dedpedal> good thing i have a hemmoroid pillow

«Dedpedal» i just got morning wood a bit ago, so its fucking morning dude

<Dedpedal> i can deal with 2 chicks getting it on cuz theres twice the beaver to look at, but 2 guys would make me ill

<Dedpedal> thank god the topic has nuthin to do with me and sheep'

<Dedpedal> just remember, crabs aint just for dinner no more

<Dedpedal> dont ya just hate when a nut hair gets loose and catches on something?

<Dedpedal> dan, id rather fuck a sheep on the rag'

<Dedpedal> call me old fashioned, but double anal penetration jus aint my cup of tea

<Dedpedal> even if i WAS gay, id like to think i could do better than them...

<Dedpedal> i got a blowjob in the tent and everyone was standing there watching

Matt Griffen (nosmatt)

<nosmatt> damn, my son "sploded" in his diaper....this sux!

<NOS_matt> I really need to get some lotion on my hands, they're rubbing my cock raw!

<nosmatt> i heard about that shit, thats classic!

<nosmatt> stop savin your shit to look at, and fluch it when it hits the water!

<nosmatt> i just blasted my wife with a juicy fart

<nosmatt> i cannot believe that went down...i got up to survey my achievement....that fokker was half out tha water!!!!!!...MONSTER CHODE!

<nosmatt> i jammed my nuts once

<nosmatt> now i must go brush my boys teeth, and drop him in bed

<nosmatt> then, try to grab at my wifes boobies untill she gets mad and goes away, then ill be back here talking to you people

Jon Burrows (stu11926) & Mrs. Burrows

stu11926: Is it just me? or does the state of California breed wienies?

Shade`: I'm declaring myself a genious -- stu11926: Note the spelling of "genius"

<stu11926> Oh yes, I may as well profess my undying love for Bob right here and now

<stu11926> I need to go rub one out now

Phil Stilber (froznphil)

<froznphil> atleast I can suck my own dick

<phroznfil> I'm testing my will power.....it's been 3 weeks and I'd fuck a dog right about now

<froznphil> come to AK <froznphil> your standards will drop

<froznphil>Robin....if you weren't old enough to be my mother I'd hit on you

<froznphil> it's just a little dick sucking

<froznphil> C'mon dude, it only hurts the first time, believe me, I know!

<froznphil> Zarr "the STD test kit" bitchass

<froznphil> you have more cum in you than a 57 year old virgin

<froznphil> I just shot a Screwdriver out my nose

<froznphil> OMG!!!....I recieved something other than an STD from bryan!!!!

<froznphil> don't tell me that's not some nice anus

<froznphil> jason..you seem to think about guy's assholes a lot

<froznphil> but I've fucked more pussy wrong than you have even had the chance to fuck right

<frozenphil> I know it's hard to see w/ a cock in your face

<frozenphil> I want to have RiJon's love child

<frozenphil> how can something so small smell so bad even when it's under water?

Bryan Warmaclkuahflkjhtfuybvxfgis (Kudagra)

(sorry bout the last name, RI85GT told me to and he looks mean)

Kudagra: Welcome to Tea-bag Racing...Where we got the balls to do anything

Kudagra: My ass is on fire for your love

<Kudagra> if it has a penis and looks like ian I might try being gay

<Kudagra> no sense killin my self without takin out morons that bother me

<Kudagra> I saw the Shaft in person

<Kudagra> Welcome to CD02. Please see the Corral Outcast and pick up your firearm.

<Kudagra> Yea and Shade is the retarded brother we never wanted

<Kudagra> Ill spit your dick back in your face

<Kudagra> I need to perfect Cloneing so I can have my personal Skye slave

<Kudagra> Im gonna drive my car off that Bridge but jump out and watch it fall

<Kudagra> I think Im gonna stuff my MSD6al up my ass and see if it works anybetter

'<Kudagra> Ya know..If you jerk off a Junkyard dog they will follow you anywhere. Hell they even help you load stuff

<Kudagra> bah they AT LEAST HAVE TO LOOK 16

<Kudagra> Ya see..my 1st Gf decided to be a lesbo..problem that sucked was..I still thought it would have been cool to go cruise for chicks together

Chris Havron (ReeferCpe)

ReeferCpe: ive nutted so hard i could feel my nuts shrink because of semem depletion

<ReeferCpe> rl sees getting fucked in the ass as a small thing

<ReeferCpe> It is a horse discussion channel

<ReeferCpe> im going to slam ded's little girl @ cd02

<ReeferCpe> im going to slam ian @ cd02

<ReeferCpe> GIMME DICK!@#!#$

<ReeferCpe> I gave zoah a big red asshole!

<ReeferCpe> a 400 lb man just walked past me. his belly button looks like an asshole i bet

<ReeferCpe> if i wake up and there are nuts in my face im thumping them as hard as i can

<ReeferCpe> my hands smell like my stepdad's boxers

<ReeferCpe> i farted and it smelled like steak this morning

<ReeferCpe> are you man enough for a penile implant?

<ReeferCpe> i think the corral slows way down when chris starts downloading goat porn

<ReeferCpe> i shaved all my shit and now it feels like im sticking my hand down a shaved chick's pants when i go to scratch my nuts

<ReeferCpe> I like watching chefs prepare thier meat

<ReeferCpe> i should get some boobs and start dancing

<ReeferCpe> hey, nobody is home
<ReeferCpe> this is a perfect opportunity
<ReeferCpe> to shave my junk
<ReeferCpe> afk

Justin Greene (BruceWayne)

<BruceWayne> we are gonna double team bella

<BruceWayne> the secret is the suction action

<BruceWayneBurning> i wish i could stick my dick in the freezer right now

<BruceWayne> first person to correctly guess what made my dick burn wins the money :)

 <Crownvic96> insert cock here -----------<                                      >-----------

<BruceWayne> two things i can do REALLY well, jerking off and eating pussy

<BruceWayne> Well i had my salad tossed before

Marnie (MustangMouse)

Marnie even has a few words for us :-)

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<MustangMouse> I need to see your dipstick first

<MustangMouse> You wanna check my oil?

<MustangMouse> Dave I am really starting to think you are GAY

<MustangMouse> Hrm, you'd have more fun with me :D

<RobKong> are those real?  <MustangMouse> Rob.....Sure :D They are mine and certainly not detachable like Dave's penis

<MustangMouse> since we have vaginas...we rock!

<MustangMouse> women are more sensual--yeah some guy's junk in my face while they are trying to dance does nothing for me

<MustangMouse> i wanna see ed pee

<MustangMouse> i'm not a dirty cock grabbing dancer

<MustangMouse> I will not fuck Todd

<MustangMouse> And if another hadn't walked in the bathroom, she would have eaten me right there LOL

<MustangMouse> Well...I am getting more attention from chicks than men, so I think it;s time to turn lesbo

<MustangMouse> i have a secret lust to kill you ed and drown you in a vat of your own pee

Holly Player (mzplaya)

<mzplaya> i love gay bars!

<mzplaya> hey, i get paid to dance

<mzplaya> but i was like,..oh yuck..i am not sucking the head of that damn thing

Robin Porter (MsRaven)

Matt Granzow (mgranzow)

(provider of the box that runs the IRC server, thanks Matt!)

Eli Shafer (Modman58)

Paul Pearson (Paul351W)

PAUL351W: fuck I got dirty as hell cleaning my rearend

<PAUL351W> i had a fuckin critical mass shit today

<PAUL351W> Wyoming gives me a hard on

Shawn Donkin (StukThrtl)

* StukThrtl envisions MustangMouse dropping kitties out window

Jamie Maslonkowski (Jamie5ltr)

<Jamie5ltr> This one time in head porting camp I killed a kid with a die grinder

<Jamie5ltr> sorry man, i have my own problems, i want to get in Nat's privates

<Jamie5ltr> That's the way it sounded but don;t quote me on it so I'm called a cock sucker later

<Jamie5ltr> Huh I don't dream of fucking skanks with diseaeses and getting cauliflower dick in the morning

Cameron White (silent1)

<silent1> i have a penis, and it's pretty darn big

<silent1> i love my pic - it just screams cameron!

Andy Burgess (qball)

<`qball> damn, i looked for blackout today, was gonna kick him in the BALLS

<`qball> i coulda done better on my tricyle

<`qball> Hmmmm I am gonna titty fuck Elizabeth Shue  <`qball> she just doesn't know it yet

<`qball> i just had the viper piss  <`qball> two big streams  <`qball> fuckin everywhere

<qball> she's gonna be so fat you gonna have to get a tag for her ass

Cory Swinerton (swinerton)

Ian (Ian)

<Ian> I log all the time, I'm just not cool enough to be on "the page"